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YOU CAN'T STOP THE FUCKING BEAT. [Apr. 5th, 2007|08:07 pm]
I've been reading The Outsiders in school, and I feel absolutely addicted to it.  This is only our forth day reading it, but I love it so much.  It's such a random book, but...I don't really know.  Whatever.  I LOVE IT.

So, this morning, I wake up, I get ready for school, and I'm about to leave in five minutes when I look in the mirror and- GASP!- half of my bottom lip was SWOLLEN.  I'm surprised that mirror did not break.  But I just went on my jolly way to school anyway.

So, I decided to use the catastrophe of my eaten contacts eaten by my friend's dog in my personal narrative at school.  Maybe some day I'll turn it into a page and a half novel, and it will be bigger than Harry Potter...better than Cats...full of passion more than any episode of I Love New York.  That dog is the devil, I swear.  If you see him mysteriously hanging above your bed when you wake up, then run for the nearest shower.  He smells and doesn't like baths.
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Okay fine Miss Manda. [Mar. 31st, 2007|02:35 pm]
[Current Location |Narnia]
[Current Mood | sick]
[Current Music |Queen seems to fly through my brain at the moment]

Kay fine I'll start using this thing again since it's been years since I've used it.

Hooray because I got contacts again.!!  My friend's dog ate my last ones.  Because I put them in dixie cups when I slept over and that BEAST ate one and wouldn't give me the cup back.  I despise that dog.  He's like a child.  And he steals stuff from my purse and I have to tackle him to get it back.  Argh.

My friends and I have come to the decision that we are going to beat up someone on the last day of school.  It's the special day where we get to beat the hell out of this kid who we despise.  Funfunfun.

Go to Kohls.  Awesome stuff there right now.  At least me and my friend think so.

And I don't know why I Love New York is such an addicting show for me!  But it's ending on Monday and that makes me sad.  I'll miss her overemotionalness and her huge lips and fake boobs and over the top makeup and weird voice. 

I disected a frog for the first time.  And it was pregnant.  So we called it Dakota Fanning and decided they were Tom Cruise's and her children.  At least, I decided that part.  And then we took a test on the parts, and, well, if we didn't take it together I would have failed miserably.

My other friend and I got a kid suspended on Friday.  We were playing badminton in gym, and he kept swearing at my friend because she called the birdie out.  Stupid kid.  Then she told our teacher (Mr. Pisani...who I dislike horribly) and he told us to tell the vice principal and well we did and now he's gone.  And the kid wants to kill my friend.  And coming from THAT kid...I believe it.

Whoooooooooooooooa!  My friend Megan Schreck has a grandpa or something who was Orlok in Nosferatu.  Max Schreck.  Weird.  Huh.

Well, I'm running out of things to say.  Have a fantastical day, peeps.
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(no subject) [Nov. 19th, 2005|10:41 pm]
[Current Mood | creative]
[Current Music |some song I don't know the name of]

I am a great great emo gothic uncle Steven. Beat that.


Oh the randomness.
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Ooohhh my lordy gosh [Nov. 14th, 2005|04:25 am]
[Current Mood | blah]
[Current Music |that STUPID LITTLE MUNCHKIN SONG]

I watched the Wizard of Oz yesterday. I am still somewhat afraid of that movie. And then I did all this extra stuff I didn't really have to do for a project. And now it's like ten minutes long.

I get to go to school at 7:30 instead of 7:15. -_- I'm so happy.
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Ok. Fine then. Be that way. [Nov. 13th, 2005|06:31 am]
[Current Mood | weird]
[Current Music |Some song this girl sang at the pop show]

Now I have to wait until Thursday to get my hair cut instead of Tuesday. Dang it.
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Beautiful. [Nov. 11th, 2005|06:21 pm]
[Current Mood | full]
[Current Music |Defying Gravity]

I now have a beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful icon. And a beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful backround. x)
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Fwow. [Nov. 11th, 2005|06:55 am]
[Current Mood | blank]
[Current Music |That song from the end of Toys R Us commercials]

I think I am getting my hair cut on Tuesday. Like really short. Just not super short. But short. Right before I try out for the student movie. O_O That'll be awkward kinda. `Cause all of a sudden my hair will be short!
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(no subject) [Oct. 31st, 2005|06:03 am]
[Current Mood | calm]
[Current Music |A river flowing in the breeze on a cool autumn's day]

I am going with mom and Manda for seven hours to who knows where, and NOT going to school because I am awesome and who wants to go to school on Halloween? We can't even wear costumes......so sad.......but hey, I get an extra day to do that project that I never did. Or even know what the heck to do.

Today's Random Story:
I e-mailed my friend, Taija, asking her what she was going to be for Halloween. So she replied, saying that she wasn't dressing up. When I asked her why, she answered:
#1.) She didn't have anyone to go with
#2.) She thought it was a lot cheaper to go out, buy a bunch of candy, and eat it, instead of going out, buying a costume, and saying "trick or treat".

Sometimes I really have no idea what goes on inside that girl's head. She wants to go to some really smart and good college, like Harvard or something when she gets older. So far she has been held back a grade and she is in all of the lower classes.......
Ehh, but still, she's my best friend.

Well, folks, have a very merry Halloween. *sings* And a happy new year.
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Doo doo dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [Oct. 26th, 2005|09:19 pm]
[Current Mood | hyper]
[Current Music |Some song from chorus warm-up thingamahoosit]

I just got back from Showstoppers. And Manda and Michael walked in and saw the very last part of it. And Ms. Vaccaro hugged Michael, so says that Foo....e_e

Umm.........I'm wearing my hair down tomorrow! Yaaaay! =D

I am quite hyper inside at the moment. I should be going to bed. But I am too awake.

Today we saw one of those huge film things for Red Cross week or shwhatever. It was about peer pressure. And they showed kids drinking. They were such bad actors. And bad fake drinkers. It was hilarious.

Dang, those bleachers or however you spell it are uncomforable as heck. I hate them.

I am awesome. Yeth, I am awthome. Me. I know not what to type. So so long....



















and good night.
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If envelopes were hats, then my name would be Hatifar. [Oct. 21st, 2005|05:25 am]
[Current Mood | scared]
[Current Music |My Humps again because that was the first thing I thought of]

GAH. Taija and Krystal's mom made them talk to each other because it was bothering them. And they made Taija go to Krystal's house. I seriously think that their mothers think they are three years old.
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Yar yar har [Oct. 20th, 2005|08:37 pm]
[Current Mood | geeky]
[Current Music |My Humps]

Michael was drinking milk from a cup. Only there was no milk in it. So I started chanting for him to keep drinking it. Then he fell down, exploded, and died. Then I whispered, "It worked!" I dunno why but it seemed really funny at the time.

My fingers on my left hand hurt from guitar club. Really badly. I took the activity bus home. And there were like a sextillion (HA that is a number!!) amount of people trying to touch it and wanting me to play it. So I had to whack their hands and stop them from touching it. And then I got on the bus and Manda texted me, so I looked and read it. And then some creepy Mexican kid demanded to see my phone. So I said no. Then he said he would let me see his phone. So again I said no. And there were a lot of black kids on the bus. And creepy kids. And some boy with three fish in a zip lock bag. And a bus driver who forgot to make a turn to MY bus stop. A bunch of other crazy swearing monkey children. Well, not exactly children....so yes. My first experience on the crazy activity bus that I shall have to take every other Thursday. D= (I love makin' faces)

First quarter is ending. Which means just ONE MORE WEEK OF DRAMA!! NOOOOO!!! THE ONLY CLASS I AM ALLOWED TO CHEW GUM IN!! ='( I have informational skills or some useless class like that next.....

We had our first pep assembly. It was quite a waste of my time, I must say. It really was. It was very boring. Or maybe I was just tired. I dunno. I got six hours of sleep. I usually need eight to stay awake. Not even seven and a half will work.

Well, this was more detailed and boring than I expected. G'night, homies.
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Bwahaha! >=D [Oct. 19th, 2005|03:18 pm]
[Current Mood | hungry]
[Current Music |Forever Motown CAUSE MY POP SHOW BE COMIN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

I went to Robert Crown yesterday. The place where you learn about "human growth and developing." Or sex ed. Kinda. Only you don't learn about sex yet. The only thing I learned new to me was the direction babies face when they come out of....the mother. Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh............

And my best friend got into an argument with the girl I hate! WHOO! Now I don't have to deal with the girl I hate anymore! DOUBLE WHOO!

I like to take pictures of trees and the sky with my camera. Random fact of the day.

Have a grandy dandy day, foos.
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH [Oct. 10th, 2005|01:55 pm]
[Current Mood | excited]
[Current Music |TEKKEN TEKKEN TEKKN!!!!]

NEW.....TEKKEN.....GAME....COMING.....OUT.....IN.....THE....WINTER......OMG!!!!! I'M GOING TO DIE.......


*cough cough*

Sorry.
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Fo sho [Oct. 10th, 2005|01:22 pm]
[Current Mood | sleepy]
[Current Music |Goofy Goober]

Saturday I went to my friend's birthday party. And we saw Just Like Heaven. And then we went to her house and danced around like wild monkeys and played monkey in the middle with a wad of wrapping paper. And my other friend called and asked me to call her back and see if I could spend the night with her and my other friend. But I did not want to, because I do not like her. So I did not call her back. Aren't I nice? Then yesterday I went to my cousin's house. And my cousin's cousin called me an Amanda wannabe. And I could have slapped her. Or strangled her to the ground. Or thrown her in front of a truck. But instead I just ignored it. And then we went on this route....thing. My cousin and cousin's cousin were rollerblading while I was scootering. And let me tell you, those things hurt. I rode over a large crack, so the scooter shot up and now I have a huge bruise on my leg. Owie. And I found out that my same friend called my cell phone, asking me to call her back. I, who am very angry at this idiot, once again did not call her back. Then I came home. And then watched a movie. And then I went to bed. And then I woke up and thought about what I want for Christmas. And then I went on Neopets. And now I am here. Isn't my life exciting. Whoopee.
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Oi Oy Foi Foy Doi Doy Goi Goy [Oct. 6th, 2005|06:58 pm]
[Current Mood | sleepy]
[Current Music |Golddigger]

Today is really Friday. But everyone was hypnotized by the Saturn people, so they think it is Thursday. I, unfortunatly, know the truth, but I must play along with them. So what we think shall be Friday shall really be Saturday. But it is alright, for everything shall return on the rights schedule on Tuesday.

Oh, yes, I forgot, a long long time ago I made Showstoppers. Fwee. And I am now in guitar club for beginners. So I am just learning with Michael's guitar. But he stole it back. Butthole. >=P Ha. I am sticking my tongue out at you, Michael, you foo.
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Oh god. [Sep. 15th, 2005|08:36 pm]
[Current Mood | groggy]
[Current Music |OH YEAH! says the Kool Aid pitcher.]

I tried out for showstoppers. I messed up for a second at one part. :'( And then I stood outside in the cold (HA it is getting colder!!) with Kara Leslie and waited for her mom. God that girl makes me laugh. Then her mom drove me home. And she said "Oh, you don't need to tell me your name, you're Jessica Horvath!" and I was like "Yeah!!" So....yeah. And I felt so sick today. But then I came home and made soup. Soup is good for your soul. Anyway, that was my day. OH and my friend Taija got a cell phone, which was actually her sister's old one. And it is square with an antenna. So HA, mine is cooler than everyone's!!
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Whoot whoot [Sep. 13th, 2005|07:33 pm]
[Current Mood | sleepy]
[Current Music |uhhh...Sand in my shoes, is it called??? Uhh the Dido one..]

I made singers. Whoot whoot. I am an alto. And I am going to try out for showstoppers on Thursday with Kara. We learned the dance last night. It is to Lose Control. And I think the musical is going to be the Wizard of Oz, because I heard Ms. Vaccaro talking about it with a bunch of eighth grade girls who were extremely loud when I was practicing the dance. >=( They were very distracting.
And people keep funny locking each other......
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THE HAIR. [Sep. 7th, 2005|06:30 pm]
[Current Mood | content]
[Current Music |Soul Blade theme song]

Mr. Stallings showed us his hair in his desk. Yup, he still has it. And he showed us a picture of him with extremely long hair. And he told us the story of how years ago he was doing a dance for his son's third birthday and he was panting on the ground because his back hurt like some howling wolf. `Twas a hilarious thought.
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fooeh [Sep. 4th, 2005|10:17 pm]
[Current Mood | thirsty]
[Current Music |Tekken Tag Tournament Theme song that I love so much]

Sooo.....I made two new friends at Eisenhower. Gabi.....something who lives in the same apartments, so she lives right around me, and Kara Leslie. I think you spell it Kara....ah well. And I am going to try out for singers and showstoppers. And today I saw Kill Bill for the first time. Yeah. Annnnnnd I got new socks. They are awesome. My mom keeps on buying me awesome socks. I am glad. Because they are awesome. Oh and I got a new haircut that was almost ruined by that stupid old woman who thought I was always going to put it in a hair clip. She was showing me different ways to clip it. And they all looked terrible. Well, now I am going to go drink milk and watch Moulin Rouge.
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Oooooh! Ahhhh! Jee jee bee waaaah! (ummmm.....I made that up when I was little) [Aug. 30th, 2005|04:42 am]
[Current Mood | anxious]
[Current Music |Lose Control. Again.]

Yesterday was the first day of school. (DUN DUN DUN!!!!) It was weird, because we only got about 20 minutes in each class. First was drama with Mr. Stallings, which was the only interesting class. And he has an awesome classroom. Then was math, but Mrs. Steffgen just told us how our schedules work, but I already knew, so it was quite boring. Then was chorus, and Ms. Vaccaro asked each of us to tell her something about ourselves. She asked if I was Michael's sister. And I said yes. And she asked how I was. And I said good. Then was PE with them just telling us what we were going to do. Then was Ms. Pidde's class for "gifted cluster reading and language arts", which was so boring. Then we had to go over the "lunch rules" (like they ever change) and then I had to sit through more torture with Ms. Pidde for social studies. Then I had science for about five minutes. Then I walked home with Krystal and Taija. And then Taija was locked out, so we went to Krystal's. they would not let me leave, so I had to escape. Without my shoes. Yeah. Then about ten minutes later I called and asked for my shoes back. And Krystal said yes.


Okay, I am done now. Have a good day.
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